Did you know how weird pandas are?? Seriously. They are super weird.
They only eat bamboo, but their stomachs are designed for carnivores (something about glucose and cell breakdown – I dunno) but that’s so weird isn’t it? This is sort of a weird incoherent post, but it’s been a long week and I can’t be bothered to do anything else. So in conclusion- pandas were a bad idea and should be left alone to become extinct.
That is a depressingly weird statement I never imagined saying.